How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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