matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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