I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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