Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
