Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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