It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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