toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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