So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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