I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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