we're blogging at a bar
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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