did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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