i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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