Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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