just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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