You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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