...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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