There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Say something about gay babies.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There are leaves in my underwear?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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