thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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