the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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