I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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