Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He felt like a one man threesome
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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