Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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