awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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