They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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