but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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