I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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