I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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