I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
