How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i am craving dick and cupcakes
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
