i jhust puked up my retainher.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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