in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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