i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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