let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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