I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Randomize
