Small penises have feelings too.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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