How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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