i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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