He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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