U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
