I think i sorta joined a cult last night
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
