? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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