i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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