I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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