yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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