Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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