I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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