Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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