doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
North Korea, Best Korea!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
soo... how was my night?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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