Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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