Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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